Trashy Tink is a commie, homo-loving pothead. woosh

 

So Trashy Tink is totally loving this week. It started off with a BANG from the Oscars. She was reminded that she was a commie, homo-loving son of a gun. She is also excited that California Assemblyman Tom Ammian announced a legislation to legalize and tax marijuana. What Trashy Tink is not excited about is how bad the air is going to smell. Imagine, smog + pot smoke? OMG. Ew. But will she pay for the pot? Hellz nah! She never does! She gets it for free, duh.

Trashy Tink’s V-day, woosh.

This is what Trashy Tink got for Valentine’s Day: An Edward Cullen that she can whore herself out to whenever she wants and a Happy Hooker book. No more explanation needed for this. Woosh.

Skinny Tink, Woosh

 

While Trashy Tink was in jail, she decided to re-read “Skinny Bitch,” a.k.a her bible. How does Trashy Tink stay so skinny? No, it’s not the drugs…it’s all about being vegan, DUH.

Trashy Tink has been M.I.A…woosh

Poor Trashy Tink. She’s been feeling like poop for the past couple of weeks. (Too much partying…and she was arrested for indecent exposure…now she’s outta jail) But…she’s back . YAY

Trashy Tink does Tiki Bar, woosh.

Some of Trashy Tink’s friends from Los Angeles and Salt Lake City were visiting San Francisco last night. Trashy Tink, who was exhausted from driving to San Francisco from LA-LA-Land, met up with them.  They started drinking in her ‘hood at the Tiki Bar before a night out in the Tenderloin. Look how happy she was to have a Red Stripe up her skirt?!